What does a clam do on his birthday? – It shellebrates!

What kind of music is scary for birthday balloons? – Pop music.

What does it mean if no one shows up to your birthday party? – You can have your cake and eat it, too

What do monsters serve at their birthday parties? – I scream cake.

Why are birthdays good for your health? – Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays actually live longer.

What’s something you get for your birthday every year, aside from cake and presents? – Another year older.

How come you didn’t get me a birthday present? – You did say I should surprise you, right?

What was the elephant’s birthday wish? – A trunk full of gifts.

What’s the fanciest kind of birthday party you can throw for a dog? – A ball.

What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus have in common? – They were all born on holidays.

What did one spouse say to the other when they started doing dishes on their birthday? – “You really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday! You can just do them tomorrow.”

Why do candles have such a good time at birthday parties? – They love getting lit!

What did one candle say to the other? – Don’t birthdays just light you up?”

Why do people put candles on top of birthday cakes? – Because you can’t put them on the bottom.

Why was the soccer player upset on his birthday? – Someone gave him a red card.